Fake friends - Never ask for food.
Real friends - Are the reason you have NO food.
Fake friends - Call your parents Mr/Mrs.
Real freinds - Call your parents dad/mom.
Fake friends - Have never seen you cry
Real friends - Cry with you
Fake friends - Borrow you stuff for a few days then give it back.
Real friends - Keep you stuff so long they forget it's yours.
Fake friends - Know about you...
Real friends - Could write a book about you.
Fake friends - Would knock on your front door.
Real friends - Walk right in and say "I'm home".
Fake friends - Will help you up when you fall over.
Real friends - Will jump on top of you and shout "Dog - Pile".
Fake friends - Are around for a while.
Real friends - Are for life.
Fake friends - Say "Love you" in a joking manner.
Real friends - Say "I love you" and they mean it.
Fake friends - Will read this.
Real friends - Will steal this.